We beat our old record by 37 minutes.

The other way to go is to tie a Hefty bag around her waist. That way we'd only have to change her on trash day.

If I get on now, will you drop me off at the nearest hotel?

We'll talk about them in the morning.

Wow, wow…girls, girls…aren't you supposed to be in bed

Hey, do you mid if I check out the band?

Walk with me. Talk with me. How could you possibly let this happen?

It's not the girls' fault. It's mine.